Spellcheck

Spell Checker

You are all aware there is no spell checker or grammar checker that can take the place of a great language-skills teacher. We don't know the name of the poet responsible for "The Spell Checker," but we are grateful to him or her and gladly share the poem with you:

The Spell Checker

Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite